Yeah this class is so boring. I mean he just goes on and on and that hair is so obviously a self conscious decision I mean who wakes up and says “I hope I don’t get that beehive thing on my head again while I ride my bike to work smoking a pipe”? I love looking out the window when he has his back turned. A bird one time sat in a tree looking like he wanted to fly in just to do laps. It was amazing as the mid morning light glowed around this fellow bored entity as the man droned on. I just want to graduate someday, get a decent wage and move the pretentious haired man into a dot to shrink away to nothing. He smells like pipe smoke and lunch meat. He laughs at his own jokes. He parked his bike outside class one time by just dropping it. I mean who just drops a bike but someone who either wants spectacle or more attention or both. He is going on about those weird ideas again. I miss that bird.
Edward Foont’s note to himself found 70 years later in a heap of things in a storage closet at Princeton
Professor: Albert Einstein