I am 6-2 and 200 something pounds. My name is James Buttermilk. I have been told by many at parties over the past two decades that I should “write that story” of my life. I must add that my favorite saying is “familiarity breeds contempt” and find “you are your own worst landlord” a close runner up. I find myself a boring average person with a few strange moments along the way. Some are humorous stories to tell at parties. Others are sad bits of past I only share with people very close and not over dinners with drinks in hand. I must also say a bit of warning. I am the unreliable narrator you may have heard about in some comp or lit class back in school.