Me: So what are we drinking today?
Cthulhu: An eldritch brew—of the honey ale variety.
Me: Crack me one?
Cthulhu: Are you ready to enter an ungoverned realm of cosmic horror?
Me: It’s a little early in the day. But sure.
Cthulhu: Devour this mead as though it were the fuzzy blanket of ignorance that humanity snuggles in.