- This house is lit I mean all of their Christmas lights are up
- This street is lit I mean everyone’s got their Christmas lights up
- F this house how is that penguin bigger than Santa why
- Has anyone ever noticed how unusually late Christmas tree lots are open till
- How much are Christmas trees
- Mariah Carey probably likes the best Christmas music
- F’n double booked holiday potlucks for this Saturday gd
Jesse Prado lives in Hayward, California. Find him on twitter and tumblr.